Monday, August 02, 2010

Creepy Doll Encounters

I like the dark.

Don’t get me wrong I don’t mind a little sliver of light across the room when I am sleeping or anything unlike Hero Husband who has been known to throw things at the clock when the illumination offends him. But my house has a lot of natural light and I have been known to cross rooms in the dead of night without turning on a light.

This can prove to be dangerous to the soles of my feet when the last person in said room is about 3 1/2 feet tall and loves her dolls to watch her when she plays.

When she leaves them behind they aren’t watching her anymore, they are watching me. Heckling me and my sensitive soles.

Hey you, big girl, in the back. Yeah you on the horse. I see you watching me. Feel free to stop anytime now. You and your creepy friend in the front row who stole the hope diamond are kinda freaking me out.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming

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